Top Ten Reasons to Avoid Processed/Take Out Food

I came across this list on Write On and couldn't stop laughing. My favorite is #9. What's yours?

Top Ten Reasons to Avoid Processed/Take Out Food

10. You have just paid Pizza Hut $5.99 to kill you.

9. “But it tastes good” is not a meal plan.

8. Unless it’s November 27^th, don’t eat like its Thanksgiving.

7. Too much sugar makes your pancreas want to quit being your savior.

6. Sports drinks are for people who do sports.

5. Horses need to lick salt. People do not.

4. Your body is not a chemical processing plant.

3. Unless you’ve been stranded in an avalanche all day, never eat after 7 p.m.

2. Cheap food is cheap. Angioplasty is expensive.

1. And the #1 reason not to eat processed/ take out food is:

Natural foods are colorful, delicious, life affirming, support great hair/skin, deliver permanently stable body weight, create a hostile physical environment against cancer/heart disease/diabetes, AND it’s all you can eat.

Source: http://bluesgirly.livejournal.com/132844.html